Needle Arts

At the moustache house, the long lost needle arts have been revived! Sewing, crochet, knitting—we don't care which, so long as it involves lots of fiber. Sewing, much like baking, requires precise measurements and stitching to be its best. Crochet and knitting, too, depend upon dilligent planning and counting.

Engaging in one of the needle arts is to engage in a calming tactile operation, much like being a kitty, unless one is ruby on a bad day. Stitching is by and large a simple and repetitive activity, but its fruits are substantial and empowering. Fix your friend's torn pants that he wore to the store! Make a mask for said friend to wear at shows! Sew giant octopuses for “art”!

Remember, for a circle; c = 2 * pi * r. For regular n-sided polygons; exterior angles sum to 360 degrees, so each external angle is 360 / n, and interior angles are (180 * n) / 360.

Marx would be confused.